How Simba feels:
Innocent. Brave. Slightly guilty. Mostly offended that I noticed.
Today’s vibe: “I was just existing… dramatically.”
SIMBA NOTES • RECOVERY ERA • MESSY ON PURPOSE
Simba vs Gravity
A scrapbook diary of small days, small steps, and big drama (from a tiny dog).
quote of the day: “I don’t need a therapist. I need Simba to stop jumping.”
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Scroll like you’re flipping pages. Each day shows Simba’s mood + what happened.
What this is:
A tiny story told in days. Each section is a scene.
Look at Simba’s sketch first, then read the moment.
day 1
the 3-second calm
# The 3-Second Calm
sceneI finally relaxed. Simba looked at the couch like it owed him money. Then he tried a move that was absolutely not approved.
A Attachment Mode
onIf I stand up, he stands up. If I blink, he watches. If I breathe, he’s like: “where are we going?”
B Blanket Drama
award-winningHe collapses on the blanket like a movie character who just returned from war.
day 2
new house laws
How Simba feels:
Confused. Annoyed. Staring at me like I personally invented “rules.”
Today’s vibe: “Why can’t I do my hobbies?”
F The Floor
villainThe floor is suddenly an ice rink. Rugs appear everywhere. Simba watches me like I’m decorating for no reason.
J Jumping
bannedSimba keeps approaching the couch edge like a superhero. I keep doing my best “NO.” He disagrees silently.
H Hip Reality
seriousThis is the day I realized recovery is a full-time job and Simba is my tiny boss who refuses to sign the safety policy.
day 3
cone era begins
How Simba feels:
Embarrassed… but also powerful because he can hit everything on purpose now.
Today’s vibe: “I didn’t choose this lifestyle.”
C Cone Physics
loudThe cone enters the room before Simba does. The furniture is learning fear. I am learning patience.
W Watch Mode
24/7He looks sleepy, then suddenly remembers he’s a rebel and tries to negotiate his way out of healing.
* Still Alive
trueHe sleeps like he pays bills. He does not pay bills.
day 4
medicine theatre
How Simba feels:
Suspicious. “Why is my treat shaped like betrayal?”
Today’s vibe: “I know your tricks.”
M Medicine Time
daily sceneI act casual. Simba acts offended. We both act like this is the first time it ever happened.
G Sleepy Philosopher
modeAfter meds, he stares into the distance like he’s thinking about the meaning of life (or snacks).
R Sad Eyes
weaponEven when he’s fine, he performs sadness. It works. I’m weak.
day 5
tiny victories
How Simba feels:
Better. Braver. Still dramatic, but now it’s “cute dramatic.”
Today’s vibe: “I’m healing… but make it iconic.”
S Main Character Energy
alwaysHe walks like a bodyguard on duty. Then he stops and judges the air for no reason.
T Treat Economy
strongTreats are currency. Treats are peace treaties. Treats are the reason this house functions.
O Outside Business
seriousWe go outside. He does important work. Then he looks at me like: “Okay, take me back in.”
day 6
zoomies incoming
How Simba feels:
Too confident. He feels a little better and now thinks he is fully healed.
Today’s vibe: “I’m fine. Let me run.”
Z Zoomies Attempt
not yetHe suddenly tries to move faster like nothing ever happened. I keep stopping him like: “slow down, the vet said no zoomies.”
S Slippery Floor
enemyOne wrong slip and the whole story rewinds. Rugs stay forever.
♡ Real Ending
trueHe’s annoying. He’s precious. I would do this forever.